MariaAckermanWB

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Shit...
          	
          	Levi: what?
          	
          	I got blisters on my fingers.
          	
          	Levi: disgusting...

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@ MariaAckermanWB hahaha omfg 
          	  
          	  
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MariaAckermanWB

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I hate Ereli...
          	  
          	  But this literally made me laugh asf!
          	  
          	  I'm continuing on this shit
          	  
          	  Three days later you met Eren outside a shop store, he carried a bag with newly bought clothes and smiled wide when he noticed you, "Hey! Your name!"
          	  
          	  Hi Eren. U gave a small wave and preferred to ignore the piece of shit who stole your dream man away from you. But you're too kind. Too well behaved to pretend people doesn't exist.
          	  
          	  Eren: how are you doing these days? He asked way more confident than before. Must be because of Levi.
          	  
          	  You; never been better. You lied. You were actually heartbroken of the very fact your boyfriend left you for another man. It seriously disgusted you more than Levi's obsession with cleaning, "How are you doing, Eren? Shopping?"
          	  
          	  Eren lifted his bag, yeah! Levi and I are going on a fancy restaurant today, and he wanted me to buy new formal attire so here I'm. He he.
          	  
          	  You; how are the two of you doing? Okay?
          	  
          	  Eren nods, he is more demanding than I thought he would be. And he always watches me clean and when I'm sleeping. It's kind of creepy, but I know he cares deeply about me.
          	  
          	  You: yeah, he do care about others even if he doesn't show it.
          	  
          	  Eren sighs somewhat tired, hmm..I wish he would go easy on me too. But he is very tough most of the time. Maybe the breakup between the two of you made him upset. Like...for real.
          	  
          	  You; oh? You mean he's fucking your ass to get rid of frustrations?
          	  
          	  Eren blushed, Eeeeeh....
          	  
          	  You stifles a laugh, only being half serious "Forget it. By the way, if you want him to be at ease for a couple of hours, you should make him tea. That usually helps."
          	  
          	  Eren smiles, still blushing a little,thanks your name. Btw did you know he is right handed?
          	  
          	  凸 ( ͡≖ ͜ʖ ͡≖)凸
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ErenYeagerLover19

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@ MariaAckermanWB
          	  
          	  I'm adding this:
          	  
          	  Eren enters the room and blushed hard facing the captain and u in his office. All alone. Doing stuff
          	  
          	  ( ° ᴗ <)
          	  
          	  However Levi were disgusted by the looks of your blister and went over to Eren titan.
          	  
          	  Levi ye I completely forgot about our guy date tonight, kid.
          	  
          	  Eren S-sir! I- I was worried u forgot... he stuttered.
          	  
          	  You wait! What about me, Levi?! U leaving me for Eren titan?
          	  
          	  Levi turns to look at u and smirks amused, ye I'm. Eren is my boy. My life. My ass fucker.
          	  
          	  You get more angry listing to his pile of shit, he is pretty good in bed too and doesn't mind licking my balls clean when I tell him to do so. U understand, don't you girl?
          	  
          	  You pout, fuck u big dick.
          	  
          	  Eren, s- sorry for stealing ur man, hon.
          	  
          	  U waved him off in don't worry about it motion, and mentally killed Eren as u replied, no need. I'm glad I got rid of that short creep anyway.
          	  
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Heeeyyoooohhh Gurlsack!
          
          I know it's been a long time since we've been doing this, but I'll go right ahead and squeeze a new one.
          
          Here's mey Ereri startup
          
          Eren, the handsome young titan boy were just walking by you, chatting with his two pals Erwin V2 and the captain's faraway cousin Mikasa. You look at them as you stretch out from a hard training session, wondering why the titan boy walk around with such crimson cheeks these days. Not only that, but he looks quite happy too. Less tense and sweaty.
          
          Less everything that made you think he was one nervous, awkward boy.
          
          Then you saw it, the Captain himself stopped the trio right by the stairs to the HQ, telling Eren to come with him to the office for further details about the expedition that'll take place in few days.
          
          And there he goes, obedient like a sheep following the directions given by its sheepdog.
          
          You decided to look further into this yourself. After all, you along with half of the other women in the scout regiment, was crushing hard on your captain and since he barely noticed u, u was starting to feel jealous on the titan shifter boy.
          
          U tip toed to the Captain's office, and pressed your ear against the door. Trying to overhear what they might talk about, but what u heard was anything but words.
          
          It was moaning, and orgasmn bonanza in there.
          
          Levi's insults and dirty talks was making Eren's voice scream louder, and the sound of skin colliding is as obvious as a drumbeat.
          
          You held a hand over your mouth, whispering to yourself as you sneak off: iuh!! Fucking gay!

KristinYeager

@ CecilieWinchester DAAAYMN!!! OFF THA HOOK AUTHOR SAN!!! LUV IT❤❤❤❤❤
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MariaAckermanWB

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@ CecilieWinchester U fucking kiddin me?! O.O this is just awesome! Ur awesome girl!❤❤❤
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CecilieWinchester

@ KristinYeager  @ MariaAckermanWB though I'm not very used writing Xreader stories, so I apologize if this suck ^-^
            
            The heat was rising between the three animals making love right in the dining hall. A very dangerous place to do anything sexual, since people was passing by or entering the hall almost constantly.
            
            The girl the Captain and Eren is about to seduce violently, is trying to resist and fight them off until her last breath.
            
            Of course the one she was struggling to escape from, was the Corporal who's pinning her hands behind her back, while he sucks and bites her most sensitive spots on the neck. Eren in the other hand wouldn't had a chance doing this to her, without the Corporal's help. Eren continue to tease and play with her boobs, making them sore and tender in the most unpleasant way she'd ever felt.
            
            Suddenly a loud *slam* came from the exits doors, and a bustling crowd of scouts marched in. Before the girl could cry after help, Levi muffled her mouth, and dragged her into the spacious kitchen. Away from peering eyes.
            
            Eren followed and once the jabbing crowd of soldiers passed by the mess hall, Levi and Eren continue seducing her lustfully.
            
            Wop wop!
            
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MariaAckermanWB

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Shit...
          
          Levi: what?
          
          I got blisters on my fingers.
          
          Levi: disgusting...

ErenYeagerLover19

@ MariaAckermanWB hahaha omfg 
            
            
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MariaAckermanWB

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I hate Ereli...
            
            But this literally made me laugh asf!
            
            I'm continuing on this shit
            
            Three days later you met Eren outside a shop store, he carried a bag with newly bought clothes and smiled wide when he noticed you, "Hey! Your name!"
            
            Hi Eren. U gave a small wave and preferred to ignore the piece of shit who stole your dream man away from you. But you're too kind. Too well behaved to pretend people doesn't exist.
            
            Eren: how are you doing these days? He asked way more confident than before. Must be because of Levi.
            
            You; never been better. You lied. You were actually heartbroken of the very fact your boyfriend left you for another man. It seriously disgusted you more than Levi's obsession with cleaning, "How are you doing, Eren? Shopping?"
            
            Eren lifted his bag, yeah! Levi and I are going on a fancy restaurant today, and he wanted me to buy new formal attire so here I'm. He he.
            
            You; how are the two of you doing? Okay?
            
            Eren nods, he is more demanding than I thought he would be. And he always watches me clean and when I'm sleeping. It's kind of creepy, but I know he cares deeply about me.
            
            You: yeah, he do care about others even if he doesn't show it.
            
            Eren sighs somewhat tired, hmm..I wish he would go easy on me too. But he is very tough most of the time. Maybe the breakup between the two of you made him upset. Like...for real.
            
            You; oh? You mean he's fucking your ass to get rid of frustrations?
            
            Eren blushed, Eeeeeh....
            
            You stifles a laugh, only being half serious "Forget it. By the way, if you want him to be at ease for a couple of hours, you should make him tea. That usually helps."
            
            Eren smiles, still blushing a little,thanks your name. Btw did you know he is right handed?
            
            凸 ( ͡≖ ͜ʖ ͡≖)凸
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@ MariaAckermanWB
            
            I'm adding this:
            
            Eren enters the room and blushed hard facing the captain and u in his office. All alone. Doing stuff
            
            ( ° ᴗ <)
            
            However Levi were disgusted by the looks of your blister and went over to Eren titan.
            
            Levi ye I completely forgot about our guy date tonight, kid.
            
            Eren S-sir! I- I was worried u forgot... he stuttered.
            
            You wait! What about me, Levi?! U leaving me for Eren titan?
            
            Levi turns to look at u and smirks amused, ye I'm. Eren is my boy. My life. My ass fucker.
            
            You get more angry listing to his pile of shit, he is pretty good in bed too and doesn't mind licking my balls clean when I tell him to do so. U understand, don't you girl?
            
            You pout, fuck u big dick.
            
            Eren, s- sorry for stealing ur man, hon.
            
            U waved him off in don't worry about it motion, and mentally killed Eren as u replied, no need. I'm glad I got rid of that short creep anyway.
            
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MariaAckermanWB

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When I woke up this morning I got a call from a unknown number. I answer it, figured it was just a stupid seller, then yelled: Screw you ASSHOLE!
          
          Apparently it was my teacher meaning to ask why I didn't attend last Skype meeting.
          
          Shit, there goes my grade.

MariaAckermanWB

Whaahahahaha ;D
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KimberleyTimber

@ MariaAckermanWB  OMG O.O remind me to never call ya
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ErenYeagerLover19

@ MariaAckermanWB  hahahahahhaaha
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MariaAckermanWB

Why do so many weirdos follow me? Lol

ErenYeagerLover19

@ MariaAckermanWB  ;*
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ErenYeagerLover19

@ MariaAckermanWB bc ur weird xP
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