MA-RI-A

NOLI TOMORROW

*Sips root beer*
          Alright, break's over.
          
          Drop me some questions in the Ubercorn ask book!

Excuse me 
          Why tf is this an actual banger 
          https://youtu.be/8NNYc6JNMVc?feature=shared

I'm sorry, but the new models for Miraculous Ladybug season 6 are ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BUTCHERED AS SHIT BRO LIKE WTF AM I LOOKING AT AND WHY TF AM I LOOKING AT IT

Have you listened to the sonic 30th anniversary version of I am all of me?
          
          Its so peak

I choked on my saliva, then on my water, then on my ice cream.
          
          DUSEKKAR HAVE YOU CURSED ME

Helpploplopppop
          
          I swallowed my lollipop without chewing and it was HUGE btw and now I've been having breathing and chest problems for the past three hours
          
          Oh well at least my tongue is blue

I like melting my ice cream and eating it like soup.

I blinked and caught a moth in between my fucking eyelids 

OMG I FEEL SO GOOD RIGHT NOW
          
          I LITERALLY UNLEASHED MY ASIAN POWERS
          I SMACKED A FLY WITH A SLIPPER AND FLUNG IT IN THE AIR, AND WHEN IT CAMEBACK DOWN I HIT IT LIKE A BASEBALL
          
          
          OMG I WANNA DO IT AGAINNNNN