"Many things can be done in five minutes including enjoyable events such as confessing your  love, opening a gift, or eating a delicious meal, as well as miserable events like death, a violent crime, or a severe anxiety attack...one thing that can not be done in under five minutes is a ten page essay, a word which means a 'students worst nightmare', and while I can assure you, dear viewers, that the boy would achieve one of these feats within five minutes, I am sorry to say it was not the essay, but rather the anxiety attack."
~Lemony Snicket