Marie_E

""DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND A COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AN SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER 'HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS?' TEACHER: HE NEVER DID. THE LITTLE ......GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID. THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. 90% OF YOU WON'T POST THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: 'DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER.' SO RE-POST THIS IF YOUR GOING TO BE APART""

Marie_E

""DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND A COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AN SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER 'HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS?' TEACHER: HE NEVER DID. THE LITTLE ......GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID. THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. 90% OF YOU WON'T POST THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: 'DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER.' SO RE-POST THIS IF YOUR GOING TO BE APART""

farawaygalexi

YOU HAVE FANNED ME!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS??? INITIATION TIME!!!!
          
          *dumps you in vat of glitter and pours you into ocean of confetti where you shoot up in an explosion of sparkles*
          
          INITIATION COMPLETE!! YOU ARE NOW BABY PANDA!! BABY PANDA HO HA HA!!!! WELCOME TO THE PANDA FAMILY!!
          
          Winnie (over there in my pro-pic) approves of your decision to fan us. THANK YOU!!!!!