My name is Marie Alejandra Mariana Rogelio Hannah Gabriela Montana José Juana but you can just call me Saint Maria. I am a famed senior cashier at Walmart and I have won employee of the month for the past 69 years. I love to seek horizons on my battery charged Pinkie Pie bouncer cart, and I love throwing valuable stones into the sea, killing dolphins while I'm at it. I have been divorced 69 times, hence the 69 in my username to remember each of the animals I have married, and I am not ready for a relationship anytime soon because bears make such difficult wives. Because of my male prowess, I have successfully produced 69 healthy hybrid children, only 6 of which I can tolerate. I am not sure what happened to the others. In my youth, I attended  Camp Half-Blood with my fellow demi-gobs, for I have found out I am the product Zeus and Poseidon doing the deed. Along with my education in competitive knitting in San Diego Arts School, I have turned out to be quite the intellectual. I have been arrested 69 times in my life for not only okapi harassment but for cow seed planting, mary jane (if u know what I mean) harvesting, arson and for over-marrying. What can I say? I'm a giant hit with the ladies. I am also known to be quite the talented author, having produced 69 novels in my lifetime, all of which have won the Goodreads book of the Century. My books are one of the kind, leaving you excreting liquid from your eyeballs in the middle of the night, just hoping for the next chapter to arrive. My favourite TV show is my little pony, for the dialogue used is just absolutely excellent, and all of my children are named after the characters. My favourite child is obviously Pinkie Pie, and she is 69 years of age - she is my favourite because she always makes me antler headbands every morning. Yum Yum. Follow me on my other social media like Vine and LinkedIn. I don't believe in Facebook because that is where the evil men will steal your potatoes. I am Irish, so I love my potatoes