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I hope I can make you laugh through some cringe-worthy jokes!
          
          ❣️) What do you call a pig that does karate?
          -A pork chop
          
          ❣️) Why did the bike fall over?
          -It was two tired
          
          ❣️) Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
          -He was stuck in a vicious cycle
          
          ❣️) What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?
          -“Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
          
          ❣️) Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
          -Because every play has a cast.
          
          ❣️) What do you call an alligator detective?
          -An investi-gator.
          
          ❣️) What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
          -The eeriest.
          
          ❣️) Why did the scarecrow win an award?
          -Because he was outstanding in his field
          
          ❣️) How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
          -See if he is coffin
          
          ❣️)  Why do bees have sticky hair?
          -Because they use honeycombs

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          Well-behaved women seldom make history.
          – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
          Word:
           Goodfella (noun) A gangster, especially a member of a Mafia family .
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          Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.
          – H.Jackson Brown Jr.
          Word:
           habile (adj.) Deft; skilful. .
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          There is some good in this world, and it’s worth fighting for.
          – J.R.R. Tolkien
          Word:
           hoddy-noddy (noun) A foolish person .
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          “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go…” - Dr Seuss
          Word:
          Hwyl  (noun) a stirring feeling of emotional motivation and energy.
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          “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.”
          ―  J.K. Rowling
          Word:
          Ingurgitata  (verb) Swallow (something) greedily.
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          “All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” 
          ― J.R.R. Tolkein
          Word:
          Lollygag  (verb) To spend time in an aimless or lazy way.
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          Quote:
          “You can't really succeed with a novel anyway; they're too big. It's like city planning. You can't plan a perfect city because there's too much going on that you can't take into account. You can, however, write a perfect sentence now and then. I have.” 
          ― Gore Vidal
          Word:
          Meacock  (noun) a coward or effeminate person.
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