Marijke

BE BEAUTIFUL  ✨ ❤  

I hope I can make you laugh through some cringe-worthy jokes!
          
          ❣️) What do you call a pig that does karate?
          -A pork chop
          
          ❣️) Why did the bike fall over?
          -It was two tired
          
          ❣️) Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
          -He was stuck in a vicious cycle
          
          ❣️) What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?
          -“Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
          
          ❣️) Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
          -Because every play has a cast.
          
          ❣️) What do you call an alligator detective?
          -An investi-gator.
          
          ❣️) What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
          -The eeriest.
          
          ❣️) Why did the scarecrow win an award?
          -Because he was outstanding in his field
          
          ❣️) How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
          -See if he is coffin
          
          ❣️)  Why do bees have sticky hair?
          -Because they use honeycombs

Post this on the 10 nicest people's  profiles and if you get one back your special!
          
          Keep smiling! It will brighten up someone's day! :3

ATTENTION 
          
          YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE SHOWERED WITH LOVE  DO ENJOY!!!
          
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          Now, post this on everyone's wall who you think deserves all the love in the world
          
          If you get...
          
          1 back = you're loved
          3 back = you're popular 
          5 back = you're one of the most lovable people out there
          9+ back = wow, I'm jealous. 

Hey, Cupcakes!
          It's time for your quote/word of the day!
          Well-behaved women seldom make history.
          – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
          Word:
           Goodfella (noun) A gangster, especially a member of a Mafia family .
          I'll keep you updated.
          Stay sweet!

Hey, Cupcakes!
          It's time for your quote/word of the day!
          Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.
          – H.Jackson Brown Jr.
          Word:
           habile (adj.) Deft; skilful. .
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          Stay sweet!

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Hey, Cupcakes!
          It's time for your quote/word of the day!
          There is some good in this world, and it’s worth fighting for.
          – J.R.R. Tolkien
          Word:
           hoddy-noddy (noun) A foolish person .
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          Stay sweet!

Hey, Cupcakes!
          It's time for your quote/word of the day!
          “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go…” - Dr Seuss
          Word:
          Hwyl  (noun) a stirring feeling of emotional motivation and energy.
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          Stay sweet!

Hey, Cupcakes!
          It's time for your quote/word of the day!
          “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.”
          ―  J.K. Rowling
          Word:
          Ingurgitata  (verb) Swallow (something) greedily.
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          Stay sweet!