Hey darlings. No idea how you stumbled across the profile of little old me, but I won't lie and say I'm not pleased to see you! 
Now I'm Elias, but you can call me whatever you want. You could call me Marlin if you want, it's my nickname after all. 

I write all sorts of things, though I much prefer to read them! I'm a good beta-reader, and I'll look over your story if you like. I'm rather picky and tend to complain about little things, so don't take it personally if I complain. I'm like that about everything, believe me.

I like to fancy myself a bit of a poet, though I'll admit that my works aren't the best in the world. Still, I'd be delighted if you took a look at them.