MarmaladeMelody

Guess who's pregnant and watching mlp while crying about the childhood they'll never have
          
          Lmao

AYO SO WE CAN LIKE COMMENTS NOW?!?!?! LES FUCKING GO HOES

AO3 IS DOWN
          
          RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

(this is so late) 
          
          HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
          
          I hope you all brought in the new year on a good note, and I wish you well this time around too!
          
          Before I go, I would like to tell you all that: I STARTED AN OMEGA VERSE COD FIC ON AO3
          
          I have 2 chapters posted right now and the third will be out soon. It's doing really well I think, with 101 kudos and nearly 941 hits!!
          
          If that is not your cup of tea then don't read it, but thanks to everyone who decides to check it out! <3
          
          Love you all, good night!

When you have an idea for the most toe-curling, panty-dropping, panty-soaking smut imaginable but whenever you try to write it, your brain suddenly can't use words anymore

HAPPY HALLOWEEN BABES!!!!
          
          I DON'T HAVE A COSTUME SO IM NOT TRICK OR TREATING THIS YEAR BUT Y'KNOW ✨ HOLIDAY SPIRIT✨
          
          MK LOVE UU<3
          
          CHECK YOUR CANDY
          
          DON'T DIE❤️

Bro my Mom's job is hosting a trunk or treat and I've been crocheting so much. The plushies are cute but my hands fucking HURT
          
          I swear, someone better buy these things or I'm gonna cry-

Guess who's crocheting a Halloween themed cardigan >:D
          
          I just started yesterday so I've only gotten one half of the first sleeve done but it's coming along nicely. I wish I started it a while ago, but I'm pretty sure it'll be done by halloween.(if don't get sidetracked and take forever).

@rcmantix HII IM SORRY I DIDNT SEE THIS T-T
          I wasn't feeling well yesterday so I wasn't on my phone, but I'm ok now. HBU

My mom's real estate agency threw a boat party today so guess who got to splishy splash in a lake for hours  ♪～(´ε｀ )
          
          I got to meet a lot of different people, eat under-seasoned food, and dance my ass off. There was a slide on the back of the boat and while it was genuinely terrifying going down the first time, it was still fun asf and I ended up doing it a few more times.
          
          The water had minnows in it and the urge to grab one was to hard to resist-
          
          The tide was super low for some reason, so the island was a little harder to climb and at random times small waves would just pop up out of nowhere and make treading the water nearly impossible (ya girl inhaled so much water T-T).
          
          But it was really fun and I'm looking forward to going again (つ≧▽≦)つ