Marquee8

I always thought that the person in your profile was Anthony Mackie for the longest time, until I clicked on your profile one day and actually looked at it, and was so disappointed it wasn’t Anthony 

If there was any question weather or not were from Minnesota:
          
          My niece with her leg stuck between the car door and the seat. Tugging on her leg with her hands: Ope Ope Ope Ope OPE OPE! (Every time she tugs)

Playing dnd with my 6yo niece for the first time
          
          Me:oh no! Your bunny is away from you what are you gonna do now that it can’t bite the enemy for you?
          
          My niece deadpan matter a fact: kick her in the nuts. 

Me: gasping in pain
          
          My friend: you know I would tell you to breath but you have asthma so I feel like that’s offensive 

Decorating Christmas cookies
          My niece: *makes a very specific cookie* mama! What do you think of my cookie?
          My mom: oh! Is it that little autistic muppet!
          Me: worse
          My niece: Trump! 
          My mom: * indescribable sound of horror*

Me: my therapist gave me a birthday card!
          my niece From the back seat whispering: my therapist quit…

My niece: Do you wanna squish my hair?

Friend 1: i thought Danny lavido was a girl??
          Friend 2: that’s Demi lavado!

My mom (in the sweetest most motherly tone): bitchin’ indeed

My nieces friend: Wait I’m gonna hear if I can still hear my head anymore!