@Marquee8
Playing dnd with my 6yo niece for the first time
Me:oh no! Your bunny is away from you what are you gonna do now that it can’t bite the enemy for you?
My niece deadpan matter a fact: kick her in the nuts.
Me: gasping in pain
My friend: you know I would tell you to breath but you have asthma so I feel like that’s offensive
Decorating Christmas cookies
My niece: *makes a very specific cookie* mama! What do you think of my cookie?
My mom: oh! Is it that little autistic muppet!
Me: worse
My niece: Trump!
My mom: * indescribable sound of horror*
Me: my therapist gave me a birthday card!
my niece From the back seat whispering: my therapist quit…
My niece: Do you wanna squish my hair?
Friend 1: i thought Danny lavido was a girl??
Friend 2: that’s Demi lavado!
My mom (in the sweetest most motherly tone): bitchin’ indeed
My nieces friend: Wait I’m gonna hear if I can still hear my head anymore!
Was just told I have a “very sunshine aura” and that I seem like a “good soul” and then half an hour later a different person told me I’m a “lovely person” and that they “admire” my “light energy” and and my smile I think these might be the best compliment I’ve ever received? My life is complete now lmao
The lady that told me I have a sunshine aura also said “the sun comes up and then the moon. Everything comes in waves but you ride a cloud I think” and idk what that means but I am so touched
“Alive is a very broad category”