Marquee8

YOU NIBBLED MY GRIPPERS
          -my niece 

Playing candy land 
          *draws a card and doesn’t like it so they slip it under the draw pile*
          Me: hey! Cheater!
          Them: IM IN THE MENTAL HOSPITAL IM ALLOWED TO

“You are using animal facts to be mean and… that is not what they are for”

“It’s cool. Man? Woman? We’re all just energy…”

“Leave me alooooone I’m emoooooo”
          -my niece 

We played red light green light blue light-fuck not blue light… I was think of the fish
          
          -my gf

I don’t think you understand just how hot my forehead is…
          
          My niece 

“They weren’t going to catch me. I was the motherfucking gingerbread man”

it’s always the best fics with the worst ships 
          
          that or the writing is unintelligible lmao
          
          
          *cries in criminal minds son teen wolf crossover with bamf Stiles only for it to be stiles/malia and derek/lydia*

My niece in high pitched anime girl voice: eep a moth 
          
          (it was not intentional)