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Me: my therapist gave me a birthday card!
my niece From the back seat whispering: my therapist quit…
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My niece: Do you wanna squish my hair?
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Friend 1: i thought Danny lavido was a girl??
Friend 2: that’s Demi lavado!
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My mom (in the sweetest most motherly tone): bitchin’ indeed
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My nieces friend: Wait I’m gonna hear if I can still hear my head anymore!
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Was just told I have a “very sunshine aura” and that I seem like a “good soul” and then half an hour later a different person told me I’m a “lovely person” and that they “admire” my “light energy” and and my smile I think these might be the best compliment I’ve ever received? My life is complete now lmao
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The lady that told me I have a sunshine aura also said “the sun comes up and then the moon. Everything comes in waves but you ride a cloud I think” and idk what that means but I am so touched
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“Alive is a very broad category”
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My mom: I am a permanently pooped pigeon!
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My niece (talking about a story idea): obviously he’s ablest
Me: ablest??
Niece: you know he doesn’t believe in god…
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“See you on the flippy flops!”