Hi.

Nothing to see here, please move along.





Stop reading.





Stop.





Please?


No? Ok. Since you've wasted your time reading my profile, here it is.

I am the creepy neighbor you know that doesn't talk to you, doesn't go out often, and always closes the window. I'm the person your mother warned you about. In short, I'm a sad fat loser who never got enough love from Mother Gaea.

You really can't read my stories since I have none soooooo kbye.