Hadley: Hello. I'm the Good Twin--
Lilly: And I'm the Bad Twin...
Hadley: We read books/stories--
Lilly: Like the rest of you...
Hadley: And we've decided to write a book--
Lilly: Obviously...
Hadley: WILL YOU STOP INTERRUPTING ME!!!  I'M TRYING TO TELL THESE PEOPLE ABOUT US!!!!
Lilly: Yes...
Hadley: Thank y--
Lilly: And I'm trying to tell them how irritable you get.
Hadley: Ugh *tries to pull face off in annoyance* Just tell them what we do.
Lilly: *smiling in satisfaction* We write books by trading chapters.  I write chapters as the Bad Twin--
Hadley: And I write chapters as the Good Twin.
Lilly: As the Bad Twin, I write evilly--
Hadley: And as the Good Twin, I write good-ily.
Lilly: *looking at twin* 'Good-ily'?  That's not a word!!!
Hadley: Okay so yesterday when we're playing Scrabble, it's a word, but today it isn't because it's convenient for you?
Lilly: *pauses to think* Yes.  Yes, it is.
Hadley: *stares at twin evilly* I'm going to remember this conversation.
Lilly: Whatever.
Hadley: *sighs* Can we please just finish telling these people stuff?
Lilly: Fine.
Hadley: Good--
Lilly: --ily. *smiles evilly*
Hadley: *sighs and shakes head in annoyance* I swear--
Lilly: --ily *continues to smile evilly*
Hadley: *raises hands in surrender and begins to walk away* I'm done--
Lilly: --ily.... Goodbye! *walks off to follow twin*