MarshmellowMelt

"Chapter Five : If You Wanted Me To Play Sexy Doctor You Could’ve Just Asked
          	
          	 
          	
          	Saturday evening around six o’clock I lay slumped on the floor with my back pressed against the foot of my king sized bed. My thumbs twitch to type over the keyboard of the cell phone I hold in my hand however my brain just isn’t cooperating. Like Beth and Megan would ever be stupid enough to believe that I’d contracted Malaria in the space of the twenty fours hours they had last seen me, last I checked I wasn’t in Africa and my town wasn’t suffering from a severe mosquito infiltration.
          	
          	Okay Malaria definitely needs to be crossed off of the list for possible excuses.
          	
          	I try thinking harder but for someone with a 4.0 GPA it seems pitiful that I cannot come with the name of a single disease that I could’ve gotten overnight and that could get me out of going to the party. After I’d racked my brain thoroughly I decide to hell with it and switch on my laptop going to the holy shrine where all questions come to be answered; Google.
          	
          	I type in ‘Most Commonly Contracted Diseases’ in the search bar and my page is immediately flooded with and onslaught of information relating to STD’s.
          	
          	Oh god no! I wrinkle my nose at some of the images I see and turn my face away from the screen in disgust. Seriously though, do we as human beings have nothing better to do with our limited time in this world than to ‘get it on’ and end up with all these horrible diseases. I quickly skip the pages which mention STD’s finding it somewhat outrageous that my friends would believe that I not only managed to lose my virginity in to some nameless stranger in a day but on top of that he also gave me some sort of disease.
          	
          	God forbid the rumour spreads; Nicole would have a field day with that one. I shudder before carefully studying my other options. I quickly select Typhoid as my favourite and after doing a bit of research I decide that it is highly..." http://wattpad.com/story/2376933

MarshmellowMelt

"Chapter Five : If You Wanted Me To Play Sexy Doctor You Could’ve Just Asked
          
           
          
          Saturday evening around six o’clock I lay slumped on the floor with my back pressed against the foot of my king sized bed. My thumbs twitch to type over the keyboard of the cell phone I hold in my hand however my brain just isn’t cooperating. Like Beth and Megan would ever be stupid enough to believe that I’d contracted Malaria in the space of the twenty fours hours they had last seen me, last I checked I wasn’t in Africa and my town wasn’t suffering from a severe mosquito infiltration.
          
          Okay Malaria definitely needs to be crossed off of the list for possible excuses.
          
          I try thinking harder but for someone with a 4.0 GPA it seems pitiful that I cannot come with the name of a single disease that I could’ve gotten overnight and that could get me out of going to the party. After I’d racked my brain thoroughly I decide to hell with it and switch on my laptop going to the holy shrine where all questions come to be answered; Google.
          
          I type in ‘Most Commonly Contracted Diseases’ in the search bar and my page is immediately flooded with and onslaught of information relating to STD’s.
          
          Oh god no! I wrinkle my nose at some of the images I see and turn my face away from the screen in disgust. Seriously though, do we as human beings have nothing better to do with our limited time in this world than to ‘get it on’ and end up with all these horrible diseases. I quickly skip the pages which mention STD’s finding it somewhat outrageous that my friends would believe that I not only managed to lose my virginity in to some nameless stranger in a day but on top of that he also gave me some sort of disease.
          
          God forbid the rumour spreads; Nicole would have a field day with that one. I shudder before carefully studying my other options. I quickly select Typhoid as my favourite and after doing a bit of research I decide that it is highly..." http://wattpad.com/story/2376933