MartieMcFly224

Just wait till they find out I'm dating Asheno on Wattpad dot com

Please pray for my boy, he just got diagnosed with elephant peen. 

I did it.
          
          I made the one-shot book, I hope you enjoy <3

THE WORLD WILL BE A MUCH HAPPIER PLACE IF THEY SOLD EGGNOG EVERY HOLIDAY.
          
          I LOVE EGGNOG AND THE SPIDERS THAT LIVE IN IT.

Oh Spamton G. Spamton you are the best of us.

I've become so much like Kris Dreemurr it's scary.
          
          I wear green sweaters, flirt with women, and hug fluffy boys.
          I grew my hair out long because I don't care so I have it over my eyes and I don't care what people think SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, MOM!
          I always leave an open wound on my chest and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control.
          
          When I see dogs being taken on walks, I get mad at them because they're just puppets.
          
          I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up like Susie or Noelle, both of whom remind me of Ralsei.
          
          When I order fast food, I refuse to call them French fires and insist on calling them freedom fries.

Consider the following:
          
          Berdly and Noelle...
          
          But their personalities are switched.

I will never understand people who hate Berdly..
          

Sometimes I go into Michaels arts and craft stores and sniff the clay before buying A pen and leaving.

Her: BABE PLEASE STOP! YOU'RE NOT THE BLACK SWORDSMAN! [a.k.a Guts]
          
          Me after reading Berzerk: Kunieru gekka tamino dokkoku kyomono nobi no kami wa naru. Hai yo! YO! Hai yo! Muneno kubiki wa sennen no. Aaa Momai no Momai no Kasi ni hogo sae. Utsushi mise.