Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the waves!
Britons, never, never, never, shall be slaves!
Of the coast of Argentina, our islands came to be
With eighteen hundred people and a half a million sheep!
The day they were invaded everybody learned their name,
A barren little colony had got a bit of fame!
We stock our ships full of British beer and bullets,
We mobilised the navy and called up the marines
We sailed two weeks 'til we reach the Falkland Islands,
So we could teach a lesson to those bloody Argentines!