HELLO. I don't do things the way people expect, 'the right way' as most put it, not because I can't, no simply because in the act of doing so I conform to your idea of normal. Which is frankly a preposterously perplexing concept as the only 'normal' that can be achieved in a person is  through the repression of ones inner self. Right so about me... I'm a person, I have ten fingers, ten toes, and a mind that is always elsewhere, in fact my thoughts are so often travelling aimlessly around foreign ideas that I would actually describe it as ethereal, both a delicate and other-worldly thing. In summary I'm not normal and am in fact a complete nutter, and dam proud to be one.