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ok so weee have a echo tablet thing and i was doing my homework and my dad was getting mexican and my brother was downstairs and for some reason alexa started playing smok [ explicit ]!!
I WAS SILENT SOMEONE TELL ME WTF JUST HAPPENED!!!
so uh i think i saw a murder hornet today 0-0
OK SO STORY-
I came home from school and got out of the truck and saw a HUGE AZZ HORNET fly to me like
"HEY DER FELLA"
now in the south we usally hit them with something but i had nothing and ran as fast as possible TWT
oh also i figured out i aint strong TWT HOOOOOOOOW
ok so me and my friend whos a boy ( HE HAS A GIRL I AINT GUNNA TRY AND STEAL HIM )
and he said
"if ur so strong then PUNCH ME!"
I was s h o o k e t h annnnnnnd i punched him in the chest TwT
He sad i should practice more and i said im weak bc NEVER IN MY LIFE have i hit someone TwT bc im waaay too much of a soft bean to hurt someone TWTWTWTWT
anywaaaaaaays avoid da karens :D
Me: * doing a roleplay * * sad bean having to leave chromebook *
* 20 min later 8
Me: * comes in panting and happy bean and replies to wolf's rp comment *
* 10 min later *
Me: :<?
* 50 min later
Me: :<<<<<<<
* watching fnaf gacha club vines bc im dying on the inside slowly * TWT
* comes back to school *
Friend1: Marvel why haven’t u answered on the group chat?
Me: . . . They took my phone again
Friend2: AGAIN?! JESUS MARVEL!!!
Exit: For how long...?
Me: HOW LONG?! BISH THEY TOOK MAH PHONE FOREVER!!!
Friends: 0-0