"I know right? You're probably thinking ,Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie?, I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with 'pullverine.' And lemme tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under."

"So, I'm no more then a stolen relic, locked up, here, until you might have use of me?!"

"Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker... on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!"

"Kiss me like you miss me, Red!"

"Im the monster parents tell their children about at night."

"You cant buy love but you can rent it for three minutes!"

"Zip it Shinade!"

"Four or five moments!"