Ur Fav Hoe (jk no one likes me)

OMFG SO AT SCHOOL TODAY EVERYONE WAS IN COSTUMES AND THIS ONE GIRL JUST WORE THIS GIANT SIGN THAT SAID LIFE AND WAS CONSTANTLY HANDING OUT LEMONS TO PEOPLE
          
          LIKE IMAGINE TRICK OR TREATING
          *knocks*
          person: happy Halloween, would you like some cand-
          *throws lemon and runs away*

I like taking care of myself.
          
          No twist or punch line.
          
          It's just a lot more fun than loathing my existence :)

thAt moMenT WhEn yOur fRiEnd injUReD tHemSELVes pRoBabLy BY bEing aN iDiOT aNd YoURe GeNuiNley cOncErnEd BUt yOu CanT cHeCk uP On tHEm tO maKe sUrE tHeyRe oKAy

Happy birthday to our favorite gay turtle: John Laurens!

@whyhibye also: *le gasp* HOW DARE YOU POKE ME YOU FIENDISH SWINE?!

@whyhibye about fright night???

@whyhibye ???

Have you ever physically felt yourself be engulfed in depression? Just like suddenly... a wave of numbness and self-loathing just rushes through your body.
          No?
          Just me?
          Okay.

@whyhibye Aw, no problem. Haha, from what i can tell from your bio, you and i seem to be pretty alike :)

Act Two in a nutshell:
          Jefferson: *breaths*
          Hamilton: Hey motherfucker, how's about you sHuT thE fUCk uP