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Hey chat so I don't WHOS gonna see this but it's JJ but I'm alive!!! I literally can't log into my old account honest to god but like I lowkey dropped my stories cuz I'm out of the fandom and I'm so fuckin busy all the time 
          
          Thanks to everyone who interacted with my stories while I was gone!!!! Love all yall still, yall da best, and I'll try to log into as marvelmaniac if a.) I remember to or b.) I remember my password 
          
          I wish I had some social media account I could tell yall but like real shit my friends and family are never seeing this I'm hiding this shit until my dying breath

I miss u, you doing ok man?

Did EerieSmile get executed?

With the final hours of counting millions of tiny bubble sheets, Americans, let us reminisce the four years that led up to this oh so joyous holiday 
          
          *flashback of Kamala nearly swearing during a presidential debate*
          
          *flashback of Mr beast leaked groupchat* 
          
          *flashback of the infamous "they're performing transgender surgery on illegal aliens"*
          
          "Flashback of jojo sows getting freaky*
          
          And so, fellow Americans, let us greet this holiday with open arms and pray current President Biden puts us all on the nice list. Let us hope Triden still works out of their lovers quarrel and we all have soundless slumber tonight 

Genuinely what the fuck even is uncle samsonite can someone explain what this fucking pharaohs curse of an analog horror this is 

OH MY GOD HOW COULD I FORGET MY FAVORITE HORROR VIDEOGAME EVER 
          
          FAITH THE UNHOLY TRINITY MY BELOVED ❤️❤️❤️ FATHER JOHN WARD MY BELOVED I LOVE YOU KING 

Horror games like Bad Parenting, Mouthwashing, Let's Find Larry, and Still Wakes the Deep my beloved ❤️❤️❤️❤️
          
          JIMMY!!! JIMMY I HATE YOU!!!! 

Yo its been awhile, and you prob don't remember me; regardless i just wanted to check up on you after all this time, is your dog and you ok?

Hello little creeps in my phone 
          
          I return!! I can only assume you are throwing tomatoes and bricks at me, I would've too
          
          I have no reason as to why I never replied to any comments or such, I've just been gone because holy shit I needed a break from life 
          
          But I return, have some announcements to make in the future, and on to writing benevolent! 

I PIERCED MY NOSE TODAY AND I RAN INTO THE FUCKING WALL YOWCH OWIEEEEE