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Have you ever been hit by a wet spaghetti noodle, because your wife has a twin sister and you got confused and accidentally fucked her dad, so then you try to explain to her that it wasn't on purpose, which hurts her dad and he leaves you, and your wife doesn't believe you, so she asks for a divorce, and you ask for couples therapy, so you go, and it work at first, but then your sexy female therapist hits on you from across the room while your wife complains about your drinking problem, then one day, your therapist gets some alone time with you, and she starts slurping your glizzy, and then you tell her to stop but you nut becausse shes hella good at giving BJ's, and then your wife walks in, and plot twist: they're lesbians and they're engaged, and it was a final test that you failed and so there wedding is going through, and so you get a divorce, and then go running back to your now ex wife's father with joy, saying that you can get back together, and then you explain how you loved him this whole time, and that it was never a mistake loving him, and he tells you that he feels the same way, so you buy a plane and run away together to Canada, but plot twist part two: he had a secret boyfriend in Canada that he had been seeing while you and your ex wife fought, and so your ex wife's father breaks up with you and goes to live with his Canadian boyfriend, leaving you homeless? Well that's what it's like to drive a Ford F150... FORD.