Milly. J

@MarvelousThings Ohh, approaching stalker fearlessly....very good trait in a human victe---FRIEND. I totally mean friend. Anyways, take a shot of adrenaline or like crack cocaine you wont be so lazy anymore...wait you might be or maybe not. I'm really not one to be giving advise.

@MarvelousThings Oh, the inner party animal. It's a blessing and a curse :))

Evening, bitches!
          
          Firstly. Did you miss me? Of course you did. I don't know why I asked.
          
          Well, mop up your tears, weird folk, put on your glad rags and thank whichever God you believe in, because I'm back.
          
          Yup. You poor, poor sods.
          
          Things have been manic just lately. When you slave away, writing for a career, writing when you get home seems a bit of a chore. Combine that with my hectic social life (yes, yes, I know what you're thinking. I DO have friends. Shock!) and you can see why I've been M.I.A
          
          But I miss writing for fun and therefore, shall do my best to get some more ramblings out in the world for your amusement and entertainment.
          
          I know you're probably about ready to burst a bladder with excitement, but please hold it in until I've finished talking.
          
          Well, that's pretty much it, so...feel free to pee yourself a little, now.
          
          

@mlareau. Yes. Yes I was kidnapped...though by who, shall remain anonymous.
          
          I have like...two minutes to myself every day just lately. Shocking, but hopefully my inner party animal will let me relax and do some more writing pretty soon.

@JennaLouiseColeman Well, informative is the right word, though it has false information, due to the age being wrong...and me being too lazy a bugger to change it.
          
          But hey there, anyway stalker...
          

Hi there :) Just checking you haven't been abducted or something...haven't seen you on for a while 

Hey new to wattpad nice page. Very informative...
          Anyways I probably sound like a stalker so bye.

@mlareau. I know! Loads of Police and not a single Fireman...at least some of 'em were lookers. 

Lol! Too bad it wasn't raided by FIREMEN ;) 

@IsabelleCrpeau. Fortunately, I haven't. I have never seen yours and all my covers were made for me by somebody else.