Ederia

HI CHAT, GUESS WHO'S BACK?! me! Your favorite satire author! Guess what? This week is a BIGGG week! Since tomorrow (August 13) is my birthday you'll be having THREE new chapters of our Squilliam x Squidward fic, and maybe even a couple chapters of the new Shrek book (we'll see if I wanna rewatch Twilight or not) ANYWAYS, MISSED YALL! 
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          ALSO today, I posted a chapter of the Squilliam/ Squidward fiction just to make up for being gone so long <3

@kookeyy6220 that's absolutely awesome BHAHAHA

hey! So I know I'm supposed to post another chapter of the Squidward Squilliam thingy. However, I'm SO busy today. I forgot all about a gender reveal party, a photoshoot, and some more stuff... so, if the chapter doesn't get posted either today or tomorrow, it will get posted Monday when I have nothing to do.

OKAY, the Squidward and Squilliam fanfiction has been posted, and jfc, the amount of POWER I have in this equation is so much fun. I can not WAIT to write this however I want with no thoughts of consequences because this is a joke book like my shrek one!

ALRIGHTY CHAT!!! We will be having actual fanfiction updates this week (whattt?!?!?!) 
          
          To start off: Tuesday: "Arch-rival to Back-Archer" - a Squidward Tentacles and Squilliam Fancyson III fanfiction 
          
          Thursday (hopefully): I'll probably update one of my older fanfics like "What Other Than Fish is Under the Sea," an Ant Nekton x Oc
          
          Saturday:  Update the "Arch-rival to Back-Archer" 
          
          So, see you next week <3

hiiiii Edennnn :))) um weird question. would you be open to letting me read ur Shrek thottie fic on a podcast? the podcast isn’t real yet, just an idea, but idk I think it could be fun. I will obv credit you and link ur page! lmk!! :3

I am not a sore throat survivor chat... I feel like I'm dying 

I can't decide on something so please help me!
          
          **Reincarnation world or go back in time?**
          
          I like the idea of Reincarnation however I know that it's been done a lot recently so I was just curious about your guy's thoughts! ♡

Chapters to: "Vampires and Ogres?" And "Mask of a Puppet" may come out slower than normal since my schedule has changed!! I will do my best to keep up and at least post a chapter once a week, but please bear with me!!

Crashing out, because tell me why I feel like my ovaries feel like they're getting stabbed and abused???? Periods be getting more and more toxic :')