Screw it, i have 22 books in the making,  i need to post one soon

H20Vanoss is the greatest ship
Antiseptiplier is a close second

Favorite Joke - 

A masochist, Pyromaniac, Sadist, Murderer, Zoophile, and a Necrophiliac are siting on a bench in an Asylum
"Lets fuck a cat." The Zoophile speaks up.
The sadist responses with - "Lets fuck a cat, then torture it."
"Lets fuck a cat, torture it, then kill it." The murderer chimes
"Lets fuck a cat, torture it, kill it, then fuck the body." The Necrophiliac smirks
The Pyromaniac pipes in - "Lets fuck a cat, torture it, kill it, fuck the body, then burn the body."
Silence fell over the group, no one said anything for a couple of seconds. 

"Meow." The Masochist says.