HARRY POTTER is life!
 Person reading this, I'm gonna go assume that got your attention, okay?
 I take reading requests and I love food...like, really love food (especially pizza)
 I'm not perfect, never have been, and never will be. 
 "I live in a world of fantasy to escape the terrors of reality." And I honestly hate nonfiction. "The species of north-eastern bluebirds have found a new white stephanotous flower to pollinate in the seas--" Like, how boring is that?!? Add some imagination and maybe you'll get more readers scientists...
 John Green, J.K. Rowling, and Veronica Roth are some of my favorite authors. 
 Superwoman is hilarious and Hank Green's "Accio Deathly Hallows" is super-cala-fraga-listic-expi-ali-docious...

*By The Way, it's impossible to breathe when you hold your nose and stick your tongue out*