Heellllooooooooooo everyone! It is I, the GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT Shadow, and welcome to @MaskedOFFICIAL 's very first announcement. First of all,
Sally: If she's alive, she's a queen
VS.
Clarisse: IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Second of all,
Clarisse: When life gives you lemons, MAKE SACRIFICES
Sherman: When life gives you lemons, SQUEEZE THEM INTO PEOPLE'S EYES!
And that's the Ares cabin at work
Speaking of which, let's go check on them! Sherman's on a date with Miranda from Demeter, and Clarisse... CLARISSE WHERE THE EVERLOVING HADES ARE YOU?!
Oh. She's in the Hermes cabin-
WAIT WHY IS SHE IN THE HERMES CABIN
Be right back
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
My eyes. I walked in on Clarisse and Chris kissing so Clarisse gave me two black eyes.
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