Master Frown, yep, THAT'S ME!

And NOT all those make fake accounts of people who are PRETENDING to be me!!

I mean... I KNOW I am AWESOME, but I HATE people who are saying they are ME!
I also HATE happy people! Those citizens of the Unikingdom are ALWAYS happy... Blagh!
I HATE being nice! Being nice is just a CORNY. POINTLESS. SHAM!!
I HATE Unikitty (and her friends) as well! She is exactly that person who is ALWAYS NICE!

And I HATE posts of "Unikitty x Master Frown"! NEVER!! That's only NONSENSE! She's like the OPPOSITE of me! And don't you know it makes me happy when she's SAD or ANGRY?!
I really HATE posts of "Master Frown x Brock" too! Just no, no, NO!! YUCK! He's my roommate and my henchman (and my friend), but THAT'S. JUST. IT!!
ARGH!! I'm getting SICK of your STUPID and FAKE "Master Frown x readers"!!

Oh, and don't you DARE calling me a BINGLEBERRY! HOHOHOOW! NOBODY. CALLS ME. A BINGLEBERRY!! I really HATE it to be called that!

What I LOVE??
RUINING EVERYONE'S DAY AND SEE THEM BEING SAD OR ANGRY!!
HAHA! That REALLY satisfies me!

(And I love the cookies Brock bakes. They are delicious!)