Hi, ...

My name is Mateus
You can call me "Matues Shorty Bond Has No Soul Kinder Buddy Potasseum Tree"

Here's some advise.
If someone is giving you a hard time, look them straight in the eyes, wait a few moments so you build suspense, pull a fork from your pocket (slowly), then stab it right through his/her eye sockets. Once their down on their hands and knees, use the side of your foot and beat the crap out of them. By know he/she should be face first in the ground. This gives you enough time to quickly make a break for it and run away.

I'm kidding, don't actually do that.

But if you are given a hard time, make sure you are cared for.
Bullying is not okay.

- Mateus
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