I can lift a fully grown horse over my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B, Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain and can see for two miles unaided by a lens. I have beaten every man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Mexican, and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctors and two priests have written and signed a document confirming I have no soul

Ok right, just found this from nearly a year ago, and there are some people I know who are aware of it. I was going through a phase then so please keep just block me and forget about this ok? Like seriously, I've seen the shit you guys have upvoted so you can't really harass me without me having ammunition as well so don't fucking bring this up with me.