I thought I'd met you once or twice,
But that was just because the dabs were nice and opening up my mind,
Showing me consciousness is primary in the universe,
And I had a revelation'
I'll be your child if you insist'
I mean if it was you that made my body,
You probably shouldn't have made me atheist,
But, oh, I'm a lesbian kiss,
I'm an evangelist,
And if you don't want to go to hell and miss, you better start selling this.