“ANO BA?! Di naman makapagseryoso to ai! Anu-ano sinusulat dito sa site! Saan na ba ‘yung kumag na writer na ‘yun?! Wala pang inilalagay sa ABOUT BOX tapos ang lakas na ng loob mag-post dito sa Wattpad. Hanapin niyo nga! Tawagin niyo si James Bond at-"
“OO NA! ETO NA! ETO NA PO AKO COMMANDER! Reporting por juti!”
Hayyyy. Anu ba naman o. Sige na nga. 
“Ehem. Ehem. Bonjour! Je m’apelle Mau G. A Civil Engineer. A designer. A traveller. A writer. A poet. A columnist. A racist. A masochist. A sadist. A happist. A worrist. A patis. A soyist. A sukist. A-“
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Walang seryosong usapan sa’yo! Ano bang klaseng writer ka?!”  

“I’M JUST… JUST A… Kid. Wehehe.”

“Sakit ka talaga sa ulo! Ansarap mong i-“
“Masarap talaga.”
“Tse!”
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Oh!
Pati ba naman sa ABOUT THE AUTHOR BOX ginagawan na ng dialogue. HANBELIBABOL.
…… bilang natatanging matinong minion sa kaluluwa’t budhi ni boss Mau G… halika… ibubulong ko sa’yo ang background niya… shhh.
Mau G. is a resident from evil. Joke! MISS Mau G. is a… Filipina…cutie patutsi…pandak…but she has a BOOMbastic brain. A leftist and at the same time, a rightist. She’s an addict, not literally a drug addict but she’s a MUSIC ADDICT. Her favorite bands are: Mr. Lourd De Veyra’s band, Radioactive Sago Project, Ms. Millare’s band, Up Dharma Down, Mr. Rico Blanco’s band (idi), Rivermaya, AND…MANY MORE. MANY MANY MANY. 
Lablayf: ASA Pacific Airlines. 
Address: Subdress, Dividress, Multiplidress, Headress.
Organization standing: 150 cm 
Current Position: Tagasulsol
Age: Ice Age 2
Nationality: Pacquiao. Ay joke. Pinoy.
Hobby: ***
Quotes: I AM MAU G. (Maraming quotes si boss sa mga stories niya. Lalo na sa The Strange Underdogs of Monte Cristo.---- pero to be posted pa lang… actually tapos niya na ‘yung buong libro. Nakaka-arouse at mala-action. Hihi.)
---and that ends the UNSERIOUS interbyu! Labyu!*Muah!---
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Civil Engineer? Writer? Oo. Yun lang yung mga totoo jan. No more no less.