Mauri_Baby

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My friend: Didnt you remember asking me about- 
          	
          	Me: Damn that's crazy Because i dont recall giving a fuck :D

SketchyBoi91

@Mauri_Baby  *insert false informational tiktok*
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Mauri_Baby

questo messaggio potrebbe essere offensivo
My friend: Didnt you remember asking me about- 
          
          Me: Damn that's crazy Because i dont recall giving a fuck :D

SketchyBoi91

@Mauri_Baby  *insert false informational tiktok*
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_Dem0_

Thank you for the Random Follow-

_Dem0_

@Mauri_Baby Thank you for it but Why Follow me?-
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Mauri_Baby

Dan: *on the phone* Yea i w-
          
          Nadia: Dan!
          Dan: *hangs up phone*  What My Sweetie
          Nadia: IM A BANANA
          Dan: Ur a what?
          
          Nadia: IM BAANAAANAAAAA
          
          Dan: what happen to ur clothes
          Nadia: IM A BANANA IM A BA-meanwhile- 
          
          Nate: *on phone* Wonder what happen 
          Oh well

Mauri_Baby

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I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too
          
          (Lol)

Panna-San

@Mauri_Baby COME ON! HAHAHAHA! (I really laughed me head off.
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Panna-San

Are you there? Please tell me if you are I miss you...

Panna-San

Thanks for the follow!!

Mauri_Baby

Causes i feel like doimg undertale rp
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