Moriarty Dunkirk

"It's mauve and dangerous!" 
- Christopher Eccleston as the 9th Doctor

First things first, my name is not actually Moriarty Dunkirk, though it would be damn awesome if it was. It's just a pen name my friend and I came up with by taking my initials and offsetting them by a few letters. For the record, I've never really read all of Sherlock Holmes. When I mean Moriarty I mean BBC Sherlock's Jim Moriarty. He was my favorite villain in TV history from the first "hii~".

Anyway, writing and I have an interesting relationship that alternates between the "we tolerate each other" stage to the "we awkwardly pretend the other doesn't exist when in the same room" stage at random intervals. Because of that, I can't really be counted on to be consistent or timely and I don't know how half of the stuff I do gets done anyway. I do know that I write for the memories, the experience and the LULZ, so whatever happens, NO REGRETS!

That's actually a lie, I regret almost way too much. Also, the reason I don't have much in my favorites is mostly because I'm pretty unreasonably internet shy and it takes a lot of courage for me to hit "favorite." I do admire quite a bunch of you though.

Other random info: 
-Ensemble casts are my favorite. This stems from me usually becoming immediately attached to multitudes of side characters who usually die in the next book/episode, so ensemble casts which develop all their characters are my favorite thing since anachronism in plots. 
-I have a guilty addiction to really good fanfiction (the really good kind, not the questionable, wish-fulfillment type) 
-I sometimes find myself speaking in tvtropes and I have an unhealthy addiction to Cracked.com. 
-My current, irrational 'way I think the world will end' phase is 'zombie apocalypse.' Last time it was 'comet from outer space.' 
-I like to come up with stupid nicknames, you fluorescent wombat, you. 
-Portmanteau Couple Names are everything.