"Too poor to have fear of success."
"I don't cry. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago."
"If I come to your restaurant, get up off your ass and cook the fish."
"I'm not a Scientologist, I just went there one time because I heard some rich guy was looking for a wife."
"I just put my earbuds in and ignore the world."
"Cupcakes, sarcasm, and avoiding Han."
"Brooklyn-based cupcake artist (when I feel like it)."