MaxNottingham

Hello I assume no one in the UK is praying for more rain. We are in the grip of wet weather. Though the east Midlands is fine today. 
             Lighten up a bit Max. A white mare went into a pub. The barman said "we have a whiskey named after you."....."What Josephine?"
             I am preparared to swap our David Cameron for your Barrack Obama. 
          Our Mr Cameron goes 50 Shades of Red when he gets angry.  
            

Hello, how are you doing? I am based in the |United kingdom. (Heard of us?)  We are experiencing tremendous downpours of rain this summer. 
           Vast inconvenience in many parts of the uk. Personally I have not been too badly effected yet. Fingers crossed as they say. I note the wattpad people have given me a brown and white cow as a sympol. My late parents were in farming as it happens.  Goodby for now. Max