Happy Newt Year, ladies and gents!
What? It’s “Happy ‘New’ Year?”
Well what am I going to do with all these newts? I guess I could resell them to some witches....
Here’s to making 2019 the best year of your life so far. So “tak’ a cup o’ kindness” and make sure it’s overflowing. And if its not, let me remind you that the Creator of the Universe loves you so much that he sacrificed Himself because He wanted to get to know you better. Will you get to know Him this year? I guarantee you, it’s a choice you won’t regret.
Happy NEW Year, my trusty fieres!