Hi. I'm Max. I write mysteries. Sometimes I solve mysteries, but they're nowhere near as bloody or dangerous as the ones my characters solve. Yet. Fingers crossed. 

I do other stuff, but it's not as much fun. I'm in a punk band, that's a lot of fun. It's a great way to recycle stories.

Imagine if PG Wodehouse used the word "nigga" a whole bunch. That's pretty much my prose. 

Cool. Read stuff. Read stuff that isn't this increasingly unfunny bio.