Maximus Prime

*rises from the dead*
          
          Hey my dudes-
          
          *squints at my following*
          
          Yo what the hell-

You good?¿

Sup?

*randomly spots Followers*
          
          Wait.... people actually follow me?!
          
          *insert apocalyptic reference here*

*fails at life*
          
          Maybe tomorrow 

I laugh at bad puns...
          
          Yeah I’m trash
          
          
          
          
          
          
          But I love it

Okay after thinking about it I purged my account 
          I mean come on I’ve grown since then and staring at it hurt
          I also had lost interest 
          
          I’m still gonna write stuff, just different less cringe stuff
          
          
          Hopefully 
          
          Later

*plays Dragon Age Inquisition*
          
          *kills all dragons*
          
          *channels inner Sera and Iron Bull*
          
          “Fuck yeah!” 

Anyone else for Dragon Age 4??
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          ...Don’t you dare Andromeda this...

Heads up!!!
          
          Player One is ssooooo good 
          Nerdgasim inbound for any who get it!