I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds.
Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... Maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart a bullet.
Uwaaaah. Uuuwaaaaaah. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. CRY SOME MORE!
Hehehe. Cry some more.
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The seven chapter muda
It's in the name.
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