MayaHawkesWife

i was just complaining abt the carriage scene in Bridgeton but im doing cai, smth isn’t adding up

when you have so much chemistry with a fucking ai bot

i hate arguing with my friends

I just convinced my sister that lunch by Billie eilish is about cannibalism,

i am so happy i live in england rn, i can download capcut. i dont rlly want tiktok bc idrk abt it but yesss i can have capcut.

got called a lesbian today by some boys, I told them they shouldnt point out the obvious

do you ever hate a certain part of a song but you still listen to it knowing it'll come up

"Why are you lesbian?"
          Because one day I was sitting in my room on the floor watching rugrats when my fairy god fagot flew into the room she said "listen here you son of a bitch you are gay everyday got it" and I nodded then she hit me on the head with her antidick stick and poof now I'm homo.

that feeing you get when your time limit turns on

ricky