maybe.its.blue

This is my Cicada hour. I have been gone for ages, I will now scream into the void and disappear once again.

"u know people will think I'm just crazy cause they won't have the context for this."
          
          *sips refrigerated water*

"want do u mean?"

"no."

"looks exactly like u."

“looks exactly like you.”

https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/236808437/write/1202014445

"I STILL LIVE!"
          *gets kicked off a building*
          *breaks neck*
          *literally explodes*
          *accidentally sinks Las Vegas into the ocean*
          *kickstarts WW30*
          *we don't talk about WW24*
          *will pay for carwash?*
          *we're here to talk to u about your car's expanded warranty*
          *looks exactly like u*
          *I'm very very bored if u hadn't noticed*
          *how are u today?*
          *also remember the Eevee?*
          *ok I'll leave now*
          *bye*
          *sips refrigerated water*

"MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!"
          "I'M IN A PLACE WITH A LOT OF SNOW RIGHT NOW!!!"
          "WITH A CERTAIN PENGUIN!!!"
          "AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING!!!"

"looks exactly like u."
          *sips refrigerated water*