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Ayoooo-?
Maybish
Earl-Grey-Teapot
Merry (almost) Christmas
Maybish
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// Fuck it- I made a Wy anon!
@Surrounded_ByIdiots
Maybish
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// Just now;
Kid: *alarm noises*
Kid: *starts singing* SUCK MY DICK, SUCK MY DICK
Me: w h at t h e F U C K - ? !
Maybish
// Okay, update. A different kid comes up to me and asks,"DO YOU WANT MY CEREAL?!" And I go,"Nah, thanks." And he walks away and one of his friends slapped his cereal to the ground and he sCREAMED (not me, he did) the n word really loud.
Maybish
// Right- so school starts in a few minutes and I'm waiting at the door and I'm sad and alone with no friends so I'm buy myself. This random 8th grader comes up to me and says "Yo, divvy up!" So I go to slap his hand and he goes,"Sike, nah." And we both laughed. Idek this kid, sis-
TheHipsterDad
@USAISM that’s just how some people are, they don’t know that it’s weird to walk up to someone you don’t know and start being strange
-G0LDIE
;; middleschool is so weird . a bunch of people who i don't know just come up to me like we've known each other for years and im just like "wait what"
Maybish
// So remember how I caught my dad eating Halloween candy? Well he aggravated me so I told my mom and now she's scolding him lol
Maybish
// My dad is watching a guy compare the NFL (Proffessional American Football, or National Football League) to a blowjob...
Annnnd now he's watching Trump okAy thEn-
sincerelykochou
/ oKay-
babe why do you follow everyone i follow
i promise im not cheating '^'
Maybish
// So remember how my dad thinks I do drugs? Well I just caught him eating haloween candy after my mom told him not to.
Blackmail UwU
