Okay...fellas...I may not have a brain, but I have a plan.
I am going to put all my current works on pause. Create the rewrite fic that I have curated as a way to cope. Publish it. Then use the main plot of said fic and apply it to my already published works. With some changes of course. Because no joke, the plans I have in mind will include a lot of rewriting in my other published stories. But don't fret, I will come back to my current works. It will take some time. But I would never leave these works in the dust. If they're suddenly inactive for eternety. I'm probably dead. Anyways, that's the plan!
Toodles!