*I need everything to just stop and wait for me to catch up because I feel behind a long time ago but no one ever noticed*

I'm protective of my stories and I hate when books have predictable endings (give me some plot twists, spice it up, you know?). My style ranges from cute gay love stories to deep stories with intricate plots to random snippets of original poetry. I seem to enjoy making my characters suffer from virtually anything I can throw at them and I probably use more commas than necessary.  
(Also maybe a neon sign obsession? I'm basic, I know)