Hello there
*muffled General Kenobi in the distance*
Idk what to write here so I'm gonna say that I like mayonnaise (aka the essence of life), waffles and naked french men.
I am a lonely potato or whatever.
Eat your veggies.
Maybe one day I will write sth idk.
This is probably the shittiest description you will ever read.
Cheeki breeki somebody kill me pls.
- Look under your bed...i'm on the ceiling ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- JoinedSeptember 20, 2016
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So yeah I finally decided to do sth with myself and I want to write this piece of garbage
It will contain eve...