Hey, I'm Alex or Allie. I really don't care what you call me. 

I  have another account @Yakatorie, but that account sucks ass, so I made a new one.

If you want to know about me, just go to that account, cause I'm too lazy to repeat it. I'm not gonna delete Yakatorie, and if you want to talk to me, I suggest you do it on that account.

Kay, I'm gonna go now. I just stubbed my toe, and it's bleeding like a motherfucker. And if you didn't know, motherfuckers bleed a lot. I'm talking, 30 gallons of blood per motherfucker. So, I need a band-aid.

Bye.