Shadow

Hi!

So I have a turtle, I swear she’s a Vacker, she even has the teal eyes, anyway we aren’t here to discuss her Vackeryness. We’re her to discuss the fact that I just learn that the correct terminology for a baby turtle is a mud pie. You read that right, they’re called mud pies. 
          
          Imagine how this conversation would go with one of those people if you know what I mean, probably not but I’m still gonna continue,
          
          Stranger: omg your turtle is so cute!!! What’s it’s name? How old is it?
          
          Me because why not  *deadpans*: Her  name is Squirt, and she’s still a mud pie.
          
          Stranger: I’m sorry what? A mud pie? Does that mean something that I don’t get?
          (I hate when people do that, because obviously it does, but it’s in almost every conversation I am forced to take part in, so I’m trying to make it realistic.)
          
          Me: yes *walks away*
          
          If you don’t find the appeal of telling a stranger that your living breathing demon spawn thing is a mud pie, *struggles to find words* um yeah. But like that kind of small talk is allowed, but only when it goes exactly as planned so it probably won’t ever happen, but I will do everything in my power *to help my world* to make it happen. Anyway you should probably go on with your life, unless your like me and don’t have anything better to do than look up turtle terminology, then idk do something.
          
          But the point of this entire thing is that Squirt from finding Nemo is a mud pie and that’s magical.

I really need to know whether you see Dex in stilettos or platform heels, and while your at it I need to know about keefe as well.

Hello people!! I have a very important question. Would you see Dex in stiletto heels or platform heels? This decides something very important so I need at least one person that’s not @chicckkken123 to answer this.

This is an amazing story, that I helped write so like obviously I think it’s great. It’s about Elwin and his backstory. Both of us would appreciate if you read and commented, this is her first book on wattpad.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/272180843

Here’s the Dex question of the day because apparently this had become a thing, do you think he and the triplets would watch jake and the neverland pirates and get a bit too excited about it?

Okay, I’ve been searching for a while and I cant find this fanfiction. It’s kotlc, it has a bunch of Sokeefe fluff, and fitz was abusing Sophie. I want to read it again (don’t judge me it was good) but I don’t know what it was called, do any of you have an idea of what it was called?

Another random Dex question, do any of you think that he would be unhealthily addicted to The Grinch? I think he would, and he’d probably try to get the squad to watch it with him.

Random question: do you people think that Dex would be weirdly good at ballet or contemporary? I feel like  he would just like know how to dance and be good at it.

Am I the only one who thinks knowing how to write on paper is really weird? It’s just instinctual now but we had to learn that and now we hardly give it a second thought. Sorry, I’m writing more Avatar Akari chapters rn (I’ve been working on them since 3am) so probably expect like somewhere in between five to ten chapters coming out today