MegatronDestroyer

~I'm cosplaying~
          	
          	The sad thing is though is that I know people are going to try to touch my wig that I spent quite a bit of time styling. Specifically, the ahoge or idiot hair or whatever the heck it's called that sticks straight up. It's already trying to split into two...Argh.

MegatronDestroyer

~I'm cosplaying~
          
          The sad thing is though is that I know people are going to try to touch my wig that I spent quite a bit of time styling. Specifically, the ahoge or idiot hair or whatever the heck it's called that sticks straight up. It's already trying to split into two...Argh.

MegatronDestroyer

My writing problems:
          1). 15 minutes of free time and all I did was stare at my paper. I didn't even put my name
          2). First or third person I don't know I don't know
          3). I didn't plan this. I didn't plan this at all.
          4). Things like read and reed rhyme but read and read don't but read can rhyme with lead and lead can rhyme with read but not lead.

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I thought I was being followed by some club members as I was walking in an empty hallway. I decided I'd be cool and such by whipping around and saying "I KNOW YOU'RE THERE" super dramatically.
          
          I was not being followed by club members.
          
          I was being followed by a random person.
          
          I just
          
          I goofed
          
          I goofed up real bad
          
          I don't think I've ever apologized so much in my life but it was all good (?) since the guy seemed pretty cool with it...

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Ummm so I looked up how much force was needed to snap someone's neck and I was...laughing to myself as I did. IT WAS FOR SCIENCE, I ASSURE YOU. I DO NOT HAVE MURDEROUS INTENT. This is mildly concerning, to say the very least. I swear I'm only partially insane.
          
          oh and the answer was, you need a sudden and powerful force (ex. car crash without a seatbelt or airbags)
          
          I NEEDED TO DO SOME RESEARCH OKAY

shadowsleek

@MegatronDestroyer this is the best thing ever tho XD
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I'm going to dig up J.S. Bach's dead af body and revive it, just to kill it again because of the motherfreaking Minuet No. 2 (as if Minuet No. 1 wasn't enough). 
          
          What fingers do I use on the violin? 3G, 1A, 3A, 2E, 0A, 1E, an already tricky finger pattern that's done TWELVE times total during the song, followed up by a staccato and hooked bowing (aka more staccato). It sounds SO. CRUNCHY. Does my bow look like a seesaw, 'cause I bet it does. 
          
          Oh, look, there's a D sharp. You know D sharp what a D sharp is? A note, right? Wrong! D sharp is the note Satan sung when he fell from heaven or whatever crap.
          
          Y'better lie in dat grave wit one eye open, 'cause I'm a-looking fo' you, bich.

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MotherTRUCKer, they changed the soccer starting time and now it's starting and 3:00 EVERY WEEKDAY and this is making me so angry yet sad because I have to miss CWC and AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH SOCCER IS MESSING UP MY SCHEDULE FIRST VIOLIN THEN CWC and Satan bless it, this sucks butt. My legs. My LEGS. I'm sorry guys.