I'm going to dig up J.S. Bach's dead af body and revive it, just to kill it again because of the motherfreaking Minuet No. 2 (as if Minuet No. 1 wasn't enough).
What fingers do I use on the violin? 3G, 1A, 3A, 2E, 0A, 1E, an already tricky finger pattern that's done TWELVE times total during the song, followed up by a staccato and hooked bowing (aka more staccato). It sounds SO. CRUNCHY. Does my bow look like a seesaw, 'cause I bet it does.
Oh, look, there's a D sharp. You know D sharp what a D sharp is? A note, right? Wrong! D sharp is the note Satan sung when he fell from heaven or whatever crap.
Y'better lie in dat grave wit one eye open, 'cause I'm a-looking fo' you, bich.