Hallo there. 
     I was once a child wandering the beautiful place I live in called Nopeland. (Or more specifically, Nopetown, Nopeland.) I went on many adventures, but one in particular adventure is one I will never forget. (Ahahahahahaha clichés everywhere.)

     While I was wandering around Nopeland, I found a cave. I, being a curious human child, entered the cave. Here, I found a dragon sleeping atop many treasures. Some of which I remember being stolen from the people of my small town. I wanted justice, so I challenged the dragon to a fight. He asked what kind of fight, and I gave him a look which told him exactly what kind of fight. He gave a small nod and he told me that if I win, I could get some of his treasures. If he wins, he gets to eat me and the rest of the people in Nopetown. I agreed.

     The fight began. 

     "ROCK, PAPER SCISSORS!" He threw fire like the cheating jerk that he was, so I shot him in the face with the oriGAMI GUN I MADE OUT OF THE PAPER, SUCKAHHHHHHH!!1!!!!!!

     Then again, he could have made fire with two rocks, but I don't really care cuz I wanted justice anyways. Also, he's dead now, sooooooooo...

     Anyways, I took the treasures to the townsfolk and I felt like a hero. 
     But as I was getting the treasures little by little out of the cave, I found something glistening brighter than all the treasures. It was a golden box. I opened it to find another golden box, brighter than the previous one. I opened it again and found a rectangular-shaped case brighter than the box it was in. It was still a box. This kept going on until I was almost blinded by the light, so I got glasses. In the final box, I found a beautiful rectangular-shaped something and labelled, 'Internet.' 
     





     Yeah you probably already know what happens next, so yeah.  My name is Melanie Magic, and goodboi!