Um I honestly don't know what to say, as you probably came here on accident. 

Let's just say I'm pretty awkward. Also most my stories have smut yet I've never had sex. That's weird. 

I'm pretty much an outcast, in my opinion. I hang out with all those weird kids that everyone tries to ignore. 

My sister told me I'm going to grow up to be a clown living in a box. I think she's right. Wow I'm harsh to myself. 

Welp, I'm sure you hate reading this so I'm gonna stop. Bah.