MelodyMasslove

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This is so off topic but I’m supposed to be in the shower rn, but my dumbass ate 2 slices of pizza one cheeseie bread and some BBQ chicken, now my dumbass is constipated on the damn toilet feeling like im gonna die because I’m pushing so hard, it feels like I’m giving MF brith to a child right now.

MelodyMasslove

this message may be offensive 
This is so off topic but I’m supposed to be in the shower rn, but my dumbass ate 2 slices of pizza one cheeseie bread and some BBQ chicken, now my dumbass is constipated on the damn toilet feeling like im gonna die because I’m pushing so hard, it feels like I’m giving MF brith to a child right now.

MelodyMasslove

Ya know it’s kinda embarrassing to write smut when I’m not c/horny /j

--HyunlixFever--

@MelodyMasslove never gotten horny before but, it's weird fir me to write smut when I'm not feeling it, it's like idk, like for me I only ever write smut when I wanna read smth juicy and I can't find anything so I do it myself  ofc tho smut stays in May drafts because all my followers would never expect me to write smut T-T
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hugs4you_

@MelodyMasslove I can feel your pain
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